Random Friday stuff
Random rant
Why must ABC 15 News @ 5 start at 4:57?! Has it ever occurred to the people at Channel 15 that people usually notice that it's almost 5 at 4:57 or so and don't turn on their TVs until about 4:59? I mean, come on! If you start watching at 5, you miss the first three minutes, which usually includes most of the top stories...
Of course I cared more about that before the "war." Now, I know if I want to see any local news (That is why I watch local news, btw... Apparently 15 doesn't quite understand that either), I know it'll be on in the last 2 minutes of news, @ about :15 after... right before weather.
Oh yeah, on that note: I love how on 15, they used to have video intros for "Covering the World" and "Covering the Nation" when they did world and national news... back when the "Valley News Leader" actually reported a significant amount of Valley News. Heh, now they do world & national automatically and have a video intro for local news. Oy.
Shameless Alcatraz joke
Joseph: You decide where to go to college yet? Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, Yale, MIT, Prison correspondence?
Me: uhh none of those....
Joseph: lol not the famed Arizona maximum security prison correspondence program?
Me: funny, huh? but they kinda aren't great journalism schools so.....
Me: noo
Joseph: lol
Joseph: heh where then?
Me: that's ________ high... i go to ________, remember?
Joseph: lol
Well, actually there are some pretty cool people down at Blank-Number-One High, but I'm sorry... the building is just too confining for me. After experiencing the all-around-greatness of Blank-Number-Two High School (buildings, people, academics, athletics, etc.), I could never go to a school like that again (I say again b/c Carthage High was all indoors like that... Sorry, Carthage people!) And btw, grr... I hate not puttting the name of my HS or the name of the city I'm in... online security is nice, but I'm getting tired of it... Hmm, I set my website privacy standard, but I probably oughta ask the Mommikins before I go and start blurting out names of places...
Funny pic
Possible captions:
"Oh! So that's where I left my ID!" (Especially applicable today :( )
IDs keep tresspassers off of our campus.
E-Dawg!
My version of forwarding
From email, but hey... it's all communication... and also, if I would have forwarded it by email, then the cool fonts probably wouldn't have worked.
Hummm...
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."
Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.
Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say (Not that there should be anything wrong with that!), but question what the Bible says.
Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.
Will YOU pass this on?... I did