Today was so absurd in so many ways
Spanish
Paris Hilton is not only a dirty tramp, but also a prostituta sucia
Newspaper
Melissa on the Wheel of Fortune...
English
Mrs. Nash saying "heathen passion" while like peeking at Sarah around the Sapakie pole
That almost approached the now-classic "Osbourne?!" in its weirdness
Lunch
50 Yen
Melissa's obsession with butter
The random "HOtel" reference
Melissa's version of "HOme on the Range"
Sphorts
Priya: "Like they have the X Games."
Brian: "...the X-X-X Games!"
HOle in one
The El LobHO
Physics
Klay: "She's wearing my underwear." LOL
Cameron!