Drink-off moments
Hiding the remote from Zow and pretending it just fell through the chair
Apples to Apples
Gomez: "Baked beans? Is that a racial—"
Me: "No, [his]Gomez's beans are refried!"
"The winning ticket right here!" —Amanda Myers
"Hold up, hold up, hold up....." —Nicole Saidi
The fight over beer-stealing... and, uh, politeness?
"I wanna squeeze Dolly Parton's principles!" —Nicole Saidi
"I need to read your blog; it's hot!" —Nicole Saidi
"Tatie's the kender vittle!" —Nicole Saidi
[Gomez makes or acknowledges some racial comment.]
Me: "You'd better not laugh at that, Enchilada Monster!"
Gomez trying to reassert his Mexican-ness, even though DPS listed him as "white" on his hit & run report:
Emilia: "You have freckles!"
Gomez: "I am Mexican!"
"You stole my otter pop!" —Amanda Myers, to Gomez
The "two freckly theives!" —Me, referring to Gomez and Kirshman...
(Whoa, and they're two freckly theives named Brian!)
While watching Patrick Swayze stitch up his bloody arm (without even flinching!) in Road House:
Me: "Blood makes anyone hot."
Nicole: "Menstrual periods are so hot!"
Zow: "I'll trade you the couch for the chair."
Me: "Does Brittany come with the chair?"
The FST-off: A walking-the-line competition
First place: Amanda Myers... in heels!
Second place: Nicole Saidi
Last place: Zow