Call the man police…
Yep, I was the victim in the case of a broken man law tonight.
I think the fact that said law was broken in the two-urinal bathroom at Old Chicago makes it clear exactly what law was violated.
Yeah. I kinda considered going, "Dude, what the hell?" But I was pretty much rendered speechless by the whole affair, so I just avoided anything even close to eye contact and got out of there ASAP.
So, uh, consider that a warning, buddy.