post-retreat quotes and such
white trash
elephants in China
Ashley and her interest in... everything
"I had something I was going to ask you, but I can't remember what it is."
"Well, the answer is yes, we will have insurance at the Baby Farm."
"Oh! It was, 'What are your thoughts on abortion?'"
Bank of Fucking America
refinancing rims
credit bling
"We want to come into your pants."
"I was talking to noodles, not people."
Suck 'n' Fuck ATMs
"Suck the money out, bitch!"
"You're not a slightly overweight Hispanic woman."
"Well, not until I enter Bank of Fucking America!"
"I'm Mxxxxxx Cxxxxxx, bitch!"
the processional curtain rod and other Target merchandise
P.F. Chang's
"It's getting hot in here..."
short people
labyrinth race
Skank 'n' Bank
"Promiscuous" banking
"Protect your money."