I hereby decree Nov. 28 National Good-Quote Day
I've been writing down quotes left and right all day long, and since the right sidebar (where the inside jokes live) was already about twice as long as the main column before this post, I'll write them all down here, starting with...
Class quotes
Carly: I fell asleep during that. [By "that," she means Saving Private Ryan.]
Russomanno: The opening?
Carly: Yeah. It was so boring. It was just shooting people.
Russomanno: That's the first time I've ever heard D-Day called boring.
"Act it out." –Ashley's suggestion during a discussion of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction
Russomanno: I'm still all flustered after the offer to act it out.
Ashley: There was no offer.
Russomanno: Oh. That's how I took it.
Overheard on Seventh Street
"Nikki! Nikki!"
"I can't hear you."
"Nikki!"
"I really can't hear you!"
"Nikki! Jack's baby momma! Nikki!"
"What?"
"Nikki! Jack's baby's mom! Jack's baby's momma!"
"Oh, OK."
"Fuck, you're deaf!"
–Chicks on bikes
Wesley quotes
Ross: Maybe you shouldn't be so threatening.
Jenn: Well, I put a smiley face at the end.
Stacey: Tess, how would you feel if we had twin purses?
Tessa: Fine, but I got this like a year and a half ago.
Stacey: Well, how would you feel about giving me your purse?
"I would never light Chris on fire on purpose." –Rob
"I mean, I'm a good girl, but I'm not a good girl." –Erin Lee
"Warren needs to be moved." –Erin Lee
"She probably nagged him into eating the apple." –Warren
"Hey! What's with the chauvinistic high five over there?" –Rob