Brian’s favorite TV quotes of the week
Callie: Um, does anyone ever think you two are a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: And then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
–Grey's Anatomy
"Did I stutter?!" —Stanley on The Office
"Well, see, in the gang world we use something called fluffy fingers." —Darryl on The Office
"It's just hard, especially since Jesse's on facebook now, and I can see every little thing he does. Did you know he's interested in random play?" –Ellie in Degrassi episode 711 ("Owner of a Lonely Heart")