Vegas: Day 1 quotesas seen in ‘inside jokes’
ass crackers
5/20/2008 12:11:00 PM
Chris: A lot would come out at the roast before.
me: Like the bachelor party?
Barnaby: A roast?
Luke: Like Flava Flav?
5/20/2008 02:13:00 AM
"I mean, a tea room sounds gay, but I don't know what it is!" -Chris
5/20/2008 02:08:00 AM
Chris: And that's how your mother got herpes.
Luke: By eating too much pizza.
5/20/2008 02:01:00 AM
"¿Que haces tu esta noche?" -yo
5/20/2008 01:22:00 AM
Luke: OK, Chris runs an Internet porn business from his mom's basement.
Barnaby: I thought they weren't sposed to be rl
5/19/2008 10:57:00 PM
"Why are we walking down the Strip without drinks in our hands?" -Luke
5/19/2008 10:49:00 PM
Chris: We oughta have some camenbert.
Luke: Panda bear?
5/19/2008 09:13:00 PM
"Food is bigger than House right now." -Chris
5/19/2008 08:06:00 PM
"Hey, this Bucket of Peppi thing..." -Chris
5/19/2008 06:52:00 PM
Chris: That yellow shirt, you'd look good in that. I'd just look like Big Bird
me: Actually you'd look like Little Bird
5/19/2008 06:33:00 PM
"But I CAN'T go to bed because my favorite shows are on tonight!" -random chick
5/19/2008 06:04:00 PM
"That's like fishnet; that's like whalenet." -me
5/19/2008 04:26:00 PM
"There's a big difference between a tea bar and a tea room!" -Chris
5/19/2008 02:17:00 PM
"I like J. Crew, but that just ruined it for me." -Chris
5/19/2008 02:07:00 PM
Chris: Should we in back and get him a kachina?
me: Why the fuck would I want a kachina?
5/19/2008 01:53:00 PM
Barnaby: I could be sitting on $1 million right now.
Chris: But instead you're sitting on your ass.
5/19/2008 12:55:00 PM
Chris: What are your odds of winning?
Barnaby: One in 175 thousand dollars.
5/19/2008 12:51:00 PM
Chris describing habanero: It's like tea-colored.
Barnaby: Green tea?
5/19/2008 11:18:00 AM
"I'm in Doritos from the arms up and green tea from the waist down." -Luke
5/19/2008 11:15:00 AM
"I'm sitting in a bowl of green tea. It's how I relax." -Luke
5/19/2008 11:10:00 AM
"Well, Kellie definitely can't call this time." -Chris
5/19/2008 11:02:00 AM
"Dude, you just gave me an awesome idea: green tea Odor Eaters." -Barnaby to Luke
5/19/2008 10:57:00 AM
"You're behind me now to the left, which is where all my thoughts come from." -Luke to Barnaby
5/19/2008 10:41:00 AM
"It sounds like we're in a Mexican porno." -Luke
5/19/2008 10:31:00 AM
"Did I just fart? Oh wait, Brian's just eating again." -Chris
5/19/2008 10:30:00 AM
"Awwww... Fuck."
5/19/2008 09:05:00 AM