How quickly they forget…

Apparently ASU thinks I'm starting my senior year of high school in the fall. So either I've become Zac Efron and am starring in "17 Again Again" or someone made a boo-boo at ASU. Srsly. Check out this e-mail I got tonight:



Dear Brian,


Your senior year is an exciting and important time in your life.


This year will go by fast, and before you know it you'll be wearing your cap and gown, receiving your high school diploma. Then, what?


We hope you're considering Arizona State University. ASU offers you an educational experience like no other, from exceptional degree programs to nationally recognized faculty, from study abroad opportunities around the globe to hundreds of exciting clubs and organizations on our four distinctive campuses.


What does this mean for you?


It means that you have a choice among cutting-edge and prestigious degree programs. You have access to knowledgeable and prominent researchers. You have life-changing opportunities waiting for you. Dream big. Achieve. Study at ASU.


Before the school year gets really busy, take time now to apply to ASU. We are accepting applications for fall 2010.


If you have any questions about the admission process, please call us at 480.965.7788. We are happy to assist you.


I wish you a great senior year and look forward to receiving your application.


Sincerely,


Martha Byrd

Dean, Undergraduate Admissions

Arizona State University


For the record, I already have a degree from ASU, and it's working quite well for me at the moment, so I won't be applying for undergrad admission. No offense, ASU.

8/7/2009 23:16