@showertime  If there's anywhere I've left a legacy it's in the #dungeon, so this goes out to State Pressers who wonder why Michael Phelps is everywhere.

@btindrelunas  RT @sawaboof: OH I haven't seen Honey Badger is the new I don't own a TV.

@btindrelunas  Oh no... Sounds like Mika Young is literally phoning it in this week. Sad panda.

@btindrelunas  Puppies, bacon and nachos... Oh my! (@ Denny's) http://4sq.com/kNOQKK

@btindrelunas  It's practically May. Why is it freezing outside?

@btindrelunas  RT @kjmcginty: So, @btindrelunas met a man with a nap room. Genius. I want one ASAP.

@showertime  This goes out to the source I talked to today whose home has a dedicated nap room. Yeah, I'm jealous.

@btindrelunas  Thanks to @cbs2kcal9 for the #RoyalWedding recap that was just on KCAL: Everything condensed into eight minutes with no commentary. Perfect.

@BriNews  @Qassignmentdesk That's not an answer. For a station that prides itself on asking tough questions, you sure have a hard time answering any.

@btindrelunas  RT @BriNews: I got a press release today with the filename Truck Poop Spill.doc. Here's what it was about: http://bit.ly/jdbSQR

@BriNews  RT @MetromixPS: The hats! The dress! Posh Spice! Check out all our #RoyalWedding pics here: http://bit.ly/jfEnD3

@btindrelunas  #McGangBang! (@ McDonald's) [pic]: http://4sq.com/iPuqrC

@BriNews  I got a press release today with the filename Truck Poop Spill.doc. Here's what it was about: http://bit.ly/jdbSQR

@BriNews  Just made a call on behalf a reader wondering about Indian Canyon Drive, and police say it's still open despite winds: http://bit.ly/iBAJxK

@BriNews  I love this note from the @AP atop their latest writethru to BC-EU--Britain-Royal Wedding: "Eds: Updates with kiss."

@btindrelunas  Whoa. There are no 5 a.m. local newscasts this morning. I love the #RoyalWedding! Can we have one every Friday?

@btindrelunas  RT @wolfe: Woke up to see a breaking news text from CNN about the royal wedding. If anything in the history of news weren't breaking, t ...

@showertime  I'm just gonna be gayforward and dedicate this shower to Denise, who coined that awesome term last night.

@btindrelunas  Yep, I spent a good little while at dinner talking football with Denise and Michelle. I kinda AM Max. #psiloveyou #realisticgaycharacters

@btindrelunas  @kjmcginty @sonyacita Early like a mofo! (@ Native Foods Cafe) http://4sq.com/kRoF5B

@btindrelunas  I love football, and although I know how the game itself works, I've never wrapped my head around the mechanics of the NFL Draft.

@BriNews  @Qassignmentdesk Still waiting for an answer on those first two links… and while you're at it, care to explain this? http://bit.ly/mbnpft

@showertime  This shower goes out to the mysterious green paint.

@btindrelunas  Yep. Nerf guns FTW. http://flic.kr/p/9Cr2ya

@btindrelunas  I'm having a play-along-at-home moment with tonight's Happy Endings. http://flic.kr/p/9CqZFg

@btindrelunas  Yep, still #addictedtomist. But until I get a spray bottle, I'm just shaking up a bottle of watermelon Hint and then wafting to get my fix.

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell P.S. I love how LULU is still on the list. Drove by there on the way home from work today; that building is soooo not finished.

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell Ooh, OK! Can we make it a #Fancy dinner night?

@btindrelunas  So glad my @TiVo's rerecording a rerun of the Real World ep that I only half finished before it got erased. TiVo giveth and TiVo taketh away

Speaking of Kate & Leopold…

From the Happy Endings pilot, which I'm just now watching:

I feel like the fact that Kate & Leopold was mentioned there means one of two things: a) someone on that writing staff eavesdropped on us May 20, 2008 in Vegas or b) one more point for Chris!

This gay man’s rainbow is a multi-episode arc.

This past weekend, Stacy spoke highly of the new ABC comedy Happy Endings, two episodes of which happened to be sitting on my mom's DVR when I went home for Easter. That was all I needed to get hooked.

The show's definitely funny, but I think my favorite part about the new show is that one of the characters is gay... but not like the typical gay man and/or "lady" you'd find on RuPaul's Drag Race, Will & Grace or what-have-you.

In fact, in the first episode I watched, I wasn't even sure I had figured out who the gay character was. There was really only one hint that I picked up on — when this guy Max was disappointed that he wasn't invited to a girls' night out trolling for investment bankers. Otherwise, this Max was just the wacky roommate/friend who was interested in finding out who was stealing his leftovers, not dispensing sassy fashion advice or ogling every Y chromosome in sight.

The next episode confirmed that this Max was indeed the gay character since it focused on his coming out to his parents:

With Max's gayness confirmed, I excitedly tweeted:

Can Max from Happy Endings be my boyfriend? #realisticgaycharacters #FTWless than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet Reply

But this wasn't prompted, as I think one of my friends assumed, by actor Adam Pally's looks. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's a good-looking guy, but I was way more excited about the personality of the character he plays on the ABC sitcom.

Even his former beard told Max on the show that he "behaves nothing like a gay guy," or at least what we've come to accept as the TV template of a gay guy.

Watching the show got me thinking that I've too often fed into the stereotypes by playing up the stuff about me that's so gay — mostly because I do enjoy entertaining others... and myself. (If you think I only put on the Ginger Jeffries wig to whip my hair back and forth while bumping Willow Smith when I've got people over, you'd be mistaken.)

But entertainment aside, there's more to me than I sometimes let on.

Yes, I like the Spice Girls... and SportsCenter.

Yes, I know the words to almost every Madonna song... but as Stacy can attest, I know the words to almost every non-Madonna song too.

Yes, I like guys, but... well, that one's hard to counterbalance. (At least I'm not all boners about Kate & Leopold?)

Anyway, if there's one thing that gets me to artificially turn up the temperature on my homostat, it's... OK, it's alcohol. But if I'm allowed to name two top intensigayers, that'd be booze and a positive ping on my (admittedly, out-of-whack) gaydar.

For some reason, I have this quasi-instinctual urge to let any other gay men in a 20-yard radius (and/or, as is often the case with my gaydar, really cool but definitely straight men) know exactly what team I play for by — you know — overdoing it.

But since I'm looking for someone who doesn't fit that stereotypical mold either, it might help my search for my own real-life Max if I also put a more balanced version of myself out there — one that you might need to see a couple episodes of before making your mind up.

@btindrelunas  @sawaboof Ma iubeşti său m-ai uitat, cine-i vinovat? Am o dragoste de dat, nu de închiriat...

@btindrelunas  I'm watching last night's #Glee and spotted @KyleBurbank just barely in the background, almost in focus. He must be movin on up at McKinley.

@BriNews  @Qassignmentdesk "Reports" here doesn't mean scanner? http://bit.ly/jlOqqG … Where'd this chase play-by-play come from? http://bit.ly/hqmtbi

@BriNews  @Qassignmentdesk I also waited until details were repeated to other PDs and made calls before publishing. We were first but not at all costs

@BriNews  @Qassignmentdesk Rich, I label radioed details as such so readers know they're early reports. @KESQ doesn't always disclose its sources.

@showertime  This shower goes out to all the early risers out there — the willing, the forced, the accidental… basically, anyone who's up and at 'em now.

Keepin’ it short(er) and sweet(er)

Since I'm a breaking news reporter, I like to think that I'm pretty good at cranking out short missives about what just happened.

But when it comes to stories that require some footwork, I've found that I'm separating most things into one of only two categories: happening now / finish it now and looooong-term project that can't be published until it's perfect. I find myself holding onto (and being allowed to hold onto) stories that could and should be filed in a timely manner because they don't have each and every voice, detail, etc. that I envisioned.

I need to work on that professionally for sure, but I've realized that I'm even worse about holding onto things that are worth posting here. So I'm going to try to share a few more breaking-style short thoughts here as I also try to reintroduce my mind to the concept of a short-turnaround daily story.

@btindrelunas  GOOD MORNING, AMERICA.

@btindrelunas  @KristiEaton Sweet! And yessss, I'm always up for couch crashers, so add PS to your itinerary fo sho!

@btindrelunas  @KristiEaton Oooh, we should definitely meet and slip and slide! What days are you gonna be in LA?

@btindrelunas  No time to nap is making Indy grumpy.

@btindrelunas  To quote Ellie Nash, "Disappointed." #onewordsentences #DegrassiGoesThere

@btindrelunas  I just became the mayor of S'Wallow Valley Shopping Mall & Pizza Court on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/eRnUxC

@btindrelunas  RT @BriNews: Crews are taking down the tent-like theater at Desert Fashion Plaza today. http://twitpic.com/4puy6i

@BriNews  Crews are taking down the tent-like theater at Desert Fashion Plaza today. http://twitpic.com/4puy6i

@BriNews  RT @romenesko: Reports of the typewriter's death are premature. http://journ.us/dIS5sb

@BriNews  A homeless man says he didn't even have time to grab shoes as he ran from a fire spreading from a neighbor's area: http://twitpic.com/4ps0o3

@showertime  Zelda's had a sweet mix on Friday, and I always love me some 95.1 Latino Vibe when I'm visiting AZ… so this shower's for all those DJs.

@btindrelunas  The winds aren't usually this window-and nerve-rattling downtown. Can I go back to Arizona?

@btindrelunas  @qzog I was just visiting family for Easter (plus a brother-prompted @statepress visit) but I'll be back again someday. #thumpitythumpthump

@btindrelunas  It's good to be home, California-style… with a bunch of stuff from Arizona to boot!

@btindrelunas  @tessamuggeridge Aww. I'm sad that I missed you this trip, but I'll be sure to let you know the next time I'm headed to AZ!

@btindrelunas  O hai, @statepress! (@ Matthews Center) http://4sq.com/hadsdg

@btindrelunas  Here we hail thee, alma mater… (@ Arizona State University - Tempe campus w/ 9 others) http://4sq.com/eQhd3W

@btindrelunas  My bedroom at home is like a museum of Internet history. http://flic.kr/p/9BNpLS

@btindrelunas  'Ow! Loud sound!' http://flic.kr/p/9BJQ5L

@btindrelunas  Looking through closets at my mom's house is like shopping a thrift store where everything's free… and awesome. http://flic.kr/p/9BFxjX

@showertime  This morning's shower went out to my favorite Hungry Girl, Mommikins.

@btindrelunas  RT @whatbenwatches: @btindrelunas Seriously. Love him.

@btindrelunas  Can Max from Happy Endings be my boyfriend? #realisticgaycharacters #FTW

@btindrelunas  It's good to be home, Arizona-style.

@showertime  This morning's shower went out to Jesus for performing the miracle of the chocolate eggs: http://bit.ly/hqYhyd

@btindrelunas  Who walks the dog at 3 a.m.?

@BriNews  The @MyDesert homepage rocks right now, thanks to a sweet photo of @Metallica at the #Big4: http://www.mydesert.com/

@btindrelunas  Marie's writing new lines of dialogue for The Wizard of Oz… and recasting it with local folks. I wanna see her version on the big screen!

@btindrelunas  This week's #saturdaynightnewsroomtv: The Wizard of Oz. Yep, we're watching Judy Garland while @MetromixPS crew's seeing Megadeth at #Big4.

@btindrelunas  RT @dearthvader: #big4 quote of the day by Bruce after Megadeth's set: "What? You mean that wasn't Slayer? Shit!"

@btindrelunas  O hai, Arco. I actually did forget that I was out of gas. (@ ARCO ampm) http://4sq.com/ffacnG

@btindrelunas  O hai, car. I almost forgot you were here... (@ Villiage of Palm Springs Parking) http://4sq.com/hauxeB

@showertime  Grant needed a little pushing to get his dance on, but he needed no cajoling to introduce us to the #McGangBang. This one's for him.

@btindrelunas  I stole the spotlight (literally!) but I hope Stacy's birthday was at least as fun for her as it was for me. #zeldas #msnewbooty #mcgangbang

@btindrelunas  A transition from "Shot through the heart" to "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS" is brilliant, Zelda's! #loveit

@btindrelunas  I can't seem to escape these strippers... (@ Zelda's) http://4sq.com/gbMESM

@btindrelunas  We just had a real-life @MyDesert blogger encounter at GRIND! #smallworld

@btindrelunas  @MeghanEvans @whatbenwatches omg, #bossbitchez... I just remembered our no-phones-allowed #partythatshallnotbenamed! Still needs to happen!

@btindrelunas  Happy birthday, Stacy! (@ Grind BRGR BaR w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/fKvkrX

@btindrelunas  Never seen the parking garage this crowded! (@ Villiage of Palm Springs Parking) http://4sq.com/eKkqKk

@btindrelunas  @darkcitytheman Over the weekend @ClaudiaKoerner said you're the straight equivalent of me / I'm the gay you. I'm now convinced she's right.

@btindrelunas  RT @KyleBurbank: Today Disney celebrates Jesus's death with the release of African Cats #wrongholiday

@btindrelunas  RT @whatbenwatches: African Cats really should've come out on 4/20, not Earth Day.

@BriNews  #Big4 parking map released: http://bit.ly/dRUHQL

@showertime  This one's for Douglas from #S4P, who had a hand in this: http://youtu.be/k60HZzng7ks …and thus rekindled my extracurricular writing plans.

@showertime  This one's for Douglas from #S4P, who had a hand in this: http://youtu.be/k60HZzng7ks …and thus rekindled my extracurricular writing plans.

@btindrelunas  We always meet such cool people at #S4P! #psiloveyou #traceyourbody

@btindrelunas  "My message is... you can get laid no matter what." -Vicki Barbolak

@BriNews  Why does breaking news always happen when the breaking news reporter is at lunch? I may never eat again… http://bit.ly/eBudir

@BriNews  A SoCal college student lied about going to a weekend music fest and hitchhiked to Texas, police say: http://bit.ly/gnu2ja

@btindrelunas  #Glee on the radio? What?! I thought terrestrial broadcasters like @977KRCK were all about ignoring the iTunes charts...

@showertime  This shower goes out to Ruth… and Evan.

@btindrelunas  @Hello_Smashley So I gather you live in LA now? #omgsoexciting #welcometocali (P.S.: You should be BFFs with all the #bossbitchez there.)

@btindrelunas  "I am home, alone, for a lot of hours!"

@btindrelunas  Ah, #psiloveyou. Of course Palm Springs was featured on the @aots 4/20 special: http://bit.ly/eJUdSM (as spotted by @G4TV watcher @G3K)

@btindrelunas  RT @KyleBurbank: We have confirmation Kyle will be having Chick Fil A tomorrow #lifespoilers

@btindrelunas  RT @KyleBurbank: In the wake of recent scandals, I will now only be sharing spoilers from my personal life

@btindrelunas  Where did the last two hours go? #crouchingtigerhiddennap

@BriNews  Police confirm that the man arrested in an armed robbery at @BoomersPS is a former employee: http://bit.ly/eofotN

@btindrelunas  From an inane discussion of mugshots on @CNN: "Does the sheriff indicate this one's guilty, this one's innocent?" Sheriffs don't decide that

@btindrelunas  From an inane discussion of mugshots on @CNN: "Does the sheriff indicate this one's guilty, this one's innocent?" Sheriffs don't decide that

@btindrelunas  RT @downsanddirty: @btindrelunas @G3K @ClaudiaKoerner I love honey badger.

@btindrelunas  RT @downsanddirty: @btindrelunas @G3K @ClaudiaKoerner I love honey badger.

@showertime  This shower goes out to the cast of characters in two sets of crazy dreams.

@btindrelunas  I mighta been born just plain white trash, but #Fancy was my name! #ironingjams

@btindrelunas  @G3K @ClaudiaKoerner Also, def watch the promo for next week's #Glee at the end. There's something more exciting than honey badger in there!

@btindrelunas  @downsanddirty Basically, honey badger don't give a shit: http://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg (@G3K & @ClaudiaKoerner just showed me this yesterday)

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell Shooooot. You know @dearthvader's the predatory one in our fakelationship.

@btindrelunas  @G3K @ClaudiaKoerner Don't worry. I'm not saying enough to spoil anything, but oh snap! There's a honey badger reference in #Glee this week!

@btindrelunas  "I'm not gay." "I don't care. You're hunky and I'm what they call 'predatory gay.'" Wait. Is that a thing? How do I sign up? #Glee

@btindrelunas  Cougar Town and Glee are both back this week. Yay!

@btindrelunas  @kjmcginty Do I need to pull a Marie and remind you that you're not working right now? #isawthatRT

@showertime  This shower goes out to the celebs I almost saw this weekend — but ultimately didn't. You (probably don't) know who you are.

@btindrelunas  Listening to some Soul II Soul to prepare for tomorrow. #backtolife #backtoreality

@btindrelunas  @atsneed That sounds hella creepy. Did the roaches finally petition Crow for student status? Or are there other real live humans down there?

@btindrelunas  I just bid farewell to my @Coachella guests, and I miss them already… kinda like the watermelon mist. #addictedtomist #addictedtobossbitchez

@btindrelunas  Back for bingo! (@ Ace Hotel & Swim Club w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/g5eTX8

@btindrelunas  First time here... ever. @G3K and @ClaudiaKoerner are helping me explore my own neighborhood! Thanks, guys! http://4sq.com/g5ZWxj

@btindrelunas  My first stop at @TheAceHotel all weekend. How'd that happen? #freechella (@ Ace Hotel & Swim Club w/ 6 others) http://4sq.com/hmFny4

@showertime  This shower goes out to the honey badger. Honey badger don't give a shit!

@BriNews  RT @FowleLanguage: Not a single news outlet was deemed worthy of receiving a Pulitzer for breaking news reporting. What's wrong here?

@btindrelunas  RT @FowleLanguage: Not a single news outlet was deemed worthy of receiving a Pulitzer for breaking news reporting. What's wrong here?

@btindrelunas  E! says @Mark_Salling and I were at the same #freechella party. Sadly, I didn't see him sippin' my new mist addiction http://eonli.ne/el1ZZx

@btindrelunas  RT @kjmcginty: @btindrelunas @jnmiskell For you. http://plixi.com/p/93573765

@btindrelunas  "Decent is great now sometimes." —@ClaudiaKoerner unwittingly sums up the news business while discussing copy blocks

@btindrelunas  "Decent is great now sometimes." —@ClaudiaKoerner sums up the news business

@btindrelunas  RT @beckybartkowski: I cried during Kanye West's set. I am not a crier.

@btindrelunas  I think I had approximately five Red Bulls this afternoon, which might explain why all my attempts at napping have failed. #freechella

@btindrelunas  Kanye definitely had a visually impressive set. Looked crazy on #CoachellaLive; I can only imagine what it looked like at @Coachella, live.

@btindrelunas  @paultao By insane, you meant nonexistent, right? #yeezygotnofriends

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell Ye, Yeezy, Kanye, whatevs. #kanyeshrug

@btindrelunas  RT @ashleynolive: no Rhianna, Chris Martin, Katy Perry? Bring someone out Kanye! #coachellalive

@btindrelunas  Is Kanye srsly using prerecorded Katy Perry vocals?! She's at @Coachella! She pinched Marilyn's butt! #yeezygotnofriends

@btindrelunas  RT @mynameiscaleb: #CoachellaLive Haha. "...after everything I read on TV" -Kanye West

@btindrelunas  RT @shampayne216: @MyTweetsRDaBest How you gonna skip more ass than the models? He's too hype right now

@btindrelunas  RT @MyTweetsRDaBest: @shampayne216 lol @ yeezy skipping half the song mid-verse, dude always fucks up his lyrics #toopassionateforhisowngood

@btindrelunas  Was ASS THAN THE MODELS a victim of the skip in my #CoachellaLive feed, or did Kanye really skip that verse by doing the first one twice?

@btindrelunas  RT @MeghanEvans: #flashing #lights #lights #lights

@btindrelunas  Watching #CoachellaLive online is semisurreal, realizing this is down valley where I've been many a time before for both polo and @Coachella

@btindrelunas  RT @ClaudiaKoerner: Two minutes in, and kanye has already beat my expectations. #canwegetmuchhigher

@btindrelunas  RT @RemixNation: @kanyewest floating over the crowd at #Coachella ... Crazy!!!

@btindrelunas  O hai, Kanye. #CoachellaLive

@btindrelunas  RT @kjmcginty: #coachella in a photo. http://plixi.com/p/93510405

@btindrelunas  RT @KyleBurbank: Pardon me, madam, but it appears that your sex is on fire #highclassindielyrics

@btindrelunas  I think the only thing missing from my Coachella weekend at this point is a hot make-out sess. Anyone interested? (Willigans need not apply)

@showertime  After this rinse for my new buds from #freechella in Bermuda Dunes, I'm nappin' under the #unchella afterglow: http://flic.kr/p/9yTdaP

@btindrelunas  RT @jnmiskell: #Postchella is on! 2-3 a.m. Denny's or IHOP @btindrelunas @shad_powers @Xochitl_Pena @dearthvader @kjmcginty @MAR_In_hEr_ ...

@btindrelunas  Can it be @Coachella weekend all year long? My #freechella outings have been almost better than the fest!

@btindrelunas  @DARKCITYTHEMAN JUST DANCED TO RETURN OF THE MACK IN YOUR HONOR, DUDE! #FREECHELLA!!!!!

@btindrelunas  Just met a sweet Australian girl under the watermelon mist. Only at #freechella!

@btindrelunas  So many people takin pictures of me; I feel like the VIP I always knew I was. #freechella

@btindrelunas  "You choose what the FUCK you wanna do!" #freechella

@btindrelunas  RT @MAR_In_hEr_CAR: Music is my boyfriend! #coachella

@btindrelunas  I live in the coolest place on Earth at this very moment. #freechella #CVluv

@btindrelunas  I just met a CCPD reserve officer, a guy from Cape Town and a Brit. I love @Coachella weekend! #freechella

@btindrelunas  Vodka snocones! #freechella

@btindrelunas  Thanks for the party hookup, Michael! (@ Coachella Oasis Beach Club w/ @michael_i) http://4sq.com/eJpeXI

@btindrelunas  I just got free booze AND free shoes! #freechella

@btindrelunas  @shad_powers No credentials/listing needed after all... at least not this early.

@btindrelunas  OH: "I can't wait to write about this on my blog." "Are you tweeting?" "I tweeted the shit out of this line. I Twitpic'd that line."

@btindrelunas  @shad_powers We're still waiting to find out exactly how guestlisty it is. We are supposedly on a list; we'll see if it gets us in.

@btindrelunas  @shad_powers @Xochitl_Pena Oh hey! I'm all up in yo hood. I'd ask if you know about the crazy party place on Adams, but I'm sure you hear it

@btindrelunas  I don't know if they know this, but there's no beach in Bermuda Dunes. #freechella (@ GbyGUESS Oasis Beach Club) http://4sq.com/gj2YKV

@btindrelunas  I brought my waffle into Rite Aid. #whatevs (@ Rite Aid Drugstore/Pharmacy Tahquitz) http://4sq.com/dHHuKF

@showertime  This shower goes out to @Michael_I and his posse, who are all waiting on me to get fresh and clean so we can party it up in Bermuda Dunes.

@btindrelunas  I had my first breaking-news-in-boardshorts experience tonight. I knew it would happen one of these Saturdays.

@BriNews  A Palm Springs police officer, a suspect and a police dog were all reported to be hit by gunfire: http://bit.ly/gF9Oq6

@BriNews  We're watching #CoachellaLive in the @MyDesert newsroom, and we're all quite impressed with @ArcadeFire's light-up ball drop.

@btindrelunas  My work computer really does pick THE WORST times to slow down. But now I've got an excuse to pay more attention to Arcade Fire on my laptop

@btindrelunas  @jonforeman Red Rocks? That's srs biz… Next U.S. stop for @switchfoot: @Coachella 2012?

@btindrelunas  @KyleBurbank Suprisingly, I don't yet have the ranchero version of "Friday" on my iPod. But I will soon. #markmywords #FUNFUNFUNFUN

@btindrelunas  @MAR_In_hEr_CAR Agreed! #CoachellaLive

@btindrelunas  RT @ericwareheim: Percentage of shirtless men here: 65%. Nightmare. So many sweaty bump ups.

@btindrelunas  @darkcitytheman I have an excuse. It's called @MyDesert. But you should stay until at least 2 because I plan on rollin over there after work

@btindrelunas  @DontPokedaBear OK. That makes more sense. Btdubs, why haven't you twitpic'd that shit?

@btindrelunas  RT @BriNews: Writing about Odd Future is, well, odd. At least, it's hard to describe their tweets for a family newspaper's site: http:// ...

@btindrelunas  @DontPokedaBear Your sink also looks like a ball pit? Or did you mean to reply to the shirtless @notbooks tweet?

@BriNews  Writing about Odd Future is, well, odd. At least, it's hard to describe their tweets for a family newspaper's site: http://dlvr.it/Nl8zQ

@showertime  This shower goes out to all my neighbors, who put up with a very loud, raucous #unchella without any complaints. You guys are the best!

@btindrelunas  That headlight took way too long to change. I need a nap, but I'm already hella late for work.

@btindrelunas  "Your sink kinda looks like a ball pit." —@ClaudiaKoerner http://flic.kr/p/9z9pJG

@btindrelunas  The number and caliber of shirtless men in this town have both skyrocketed. Thanks for all the @notbooks, @Coachella!

@btindrelunas  The car/wrench mystery has been solved! I was trying to use a 3/8" wrench on a 10mm bolt. Foreign car, metric measurements. Duh.

@btindrelunas  @G3K OMG. No A/C? :( They should get that bus sponsored by Trane.

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: On a Ray-Ban-branded bus with no air conditioning headed to the Indio CVS. Kind of reeling from a Chipotle margarita. Brands br ...

@btindrelunas  RT @ClaudiaKoerner: Just found a free shuttle to @coachella sponsored by Ray Ban! @g3k is wearing his H & M knock offs.

@btindrelunas  @ClaudiaKoerner So rly rl it's gon be unrl!

@btindrelunas  Wait wait wait. Post-#unchella. Right. I'm awake.

@btindrelunas  Lookin' a mess, gettin' some burritozzz with @G3K and @ClaudiaKoerner — their pre-@Coachella foodz, my pre-#unchella foodz.

@btindrelunas  I wish #CoachellaLive started before 4. I mean, come on. I stayed up hella late after #unchella and even I'm up and at 'em at this point.

@btindrelunas  OH NOES! Why was there no video on Coachella Valley This Week this week?!?! I need to see Mika Young's inspiring words, not just hear them!

@btindrelunas  @runningupstream Running in the middle of the night? Is that for temperature reasons?

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: You're welcome RT @btindrelunas #Fancy just got autotuned. Shit just got rl. #unchella #afterparty

@btindrelunas  #Fancy just got autotuned. Shit just got rl. #unchella #afterparty

@btindrelunas  OMG. #Unchella is making all my dreams come true! Not only is this a badass open mic night; it's an AUTOTUNED open mic night!

@btindrelunas  #hashtag #unchella #bitchezzzzzz gettin' our swerve on in this piece 2tine, u jelly #unchella

@btindrelunas  I've already been a pregnant Ginger baby with goggles and whipped cream on, and the first beer just now got opened. #unchella #silentmovies

@btindrelunas  @ohbjuan Hell no! You just need #thedearthcode. In fact, no wristbands allowed! #unchella

@btindrelunas  Welcome to #unchella! http://flic.kr/p/9yTdaP

@btindrelunas  Ozomatli wants to be my new jam so bad. #CoachellaLive

@btindrelunas  T-minus two hours until the dopest shizz this side of @Coachella! http://bit.ly/unchella11

@btindrelunas  I have the @Coachella webcast on, but it's nowhere near as magical as being there: http://bit.ly/f9vXvE #freechella

@btindrelunas  RT @stereogum: Stream Coachella live at http://www.youtube.com/coachella. Now playing: Warpaint, Cee Lo, the morning benders

@btindrelunas  RT @MetromixPS: #Coachella blog: All roads lead to Coachella -- even Tahquitz Canyon Way http://dlvr.it/NdkBB

@btindrelunas  @LocalTwo Nope. Rancho Mirage's checkpoint is tomorrow: http://bit.ly/eWDRTB http://bit.ly/hOYHk9

@btindrelunas  I just ousted @wytchyone76 as the mayor of Ralph's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bwI9sO

@BriNews  I love @Coachella weekend. It's not every day that one's job involves using search terms like "dirty epic."

@btindrelunas  So many #bossbitchez staying at #HotelIndy: @G3K, @ClaudiaKoerner, @Michael_I, Jonah… and now @whatbenwatches and @MeghanEvans!!! #rlyrl

@btindrelunas  @Jdrews28 OMG. #HotelIndy is getting more hopping by the minute... #bossbitchez everywhere!

@btindrelunas  Wow. There's a @Coachella shuttle stop at DFP, a block from my place. That's a long drive but not a bad idea to have someone else do it.

@BriNews  RT @MyDesert: It's not just local lore that @Coachella ushers in the heat. Eight of the past 10 fests saw above-normal temps: http://bit ...

@showertime  This shower goes out to the first two guests to check into Hotel Indy for @Coachella weekend: @G3K and @ClaudiaKoerner!

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: But @timheidecker and @ericwareheim are nowhere to be found! (@ S'Wallow Valley Shopping Mall & Pizza Court) [pic]: http://4sq. ...

@btindrelunas  Barbra Streisand! #oOoOooOooOoo (@ Hamburger Mary's) http://4sq.com/hTSTR5

@btindrelunas  @jamiek0326 Yep! @MyDesert has a @Coachella blog: http://mydesert.com/coachella

@btindrelunas  RT @Chris_Biele: Story idea for desert newsies: Coachella preps. Bwahaha

@btindrelunas  Hotel Indy is now officially ready for all its @Coachella weekend guests! #cleanchella

@btindrelunas  @ClaudiaKoerner Tan Tan's not on Twitter yet, but I keep telling her about it during our weekly seances over Skype.

@btindrelunas  RT @ClaudiaKoerner: Nothing greater than waking up to an email from Tanequia Jones. Hey, @btindrelunas, is that beez on Twitter yet?

@btindrelunas  It's hard out here for a pimp… and by pimp, I mean person who knows things about technology. #ITwoes

@showertime  This shower goes out to @iTr3vor, whom @MeghanEvans has (correctly) dubbed my spirit animal, for getting me in a dancey mood yesterday.

@btindrelunas  ...just making enchiladas. #bloodyenchiladas http://flic.kr/p/9ytmHq

@btindrelunas  I swear I'm not killing people in my kitchen... http://flic.kr/p/9ytiTL

@btindrelunas  Dear Car: You are dumb. Why must your headlight-securing bolts be right in between two socket wrench sizes? I need to loosen those mofos!

@btindrelunas  @KESQ When is Rebecca Black's set?

@btindrelunas  @DontPokedaBear Not true... I visited Coachella (not @Coachella) on Saturday! http://4sq.com/fCQWYd

@btindrelunas  I have no idea what this song has to do with me or vice versa: http://bit.ly/e1uzzP #googlingmyself

@btindrelunas  The @Coachella @notbooks are already arriving. Walmart is so much hotter than usual.

@btindrelunas  I just realized that South Park has been on TV for more than half of my life... 14 seasons and counting. I don't know how I feel about this.

@BriNews  RT @ericwareheim: B$M first rough cut screening NOW! http://t.co/PnJkei0

@BriNews  Police say that driver, thought to be a child, was just a short adult.

@BriNews  An assault w/ firearm in Coachella this AM: http://bit.ly/hICAeD And now, hearing reports of a reckless driver… who may be 10 years old.

@showertime  This is for the inordinate amount of folks I saw on a weeknight: Chris, @MAR_In_hEr_CAR, Stacy, Brandon, Rick, Aldremy and almost @jnmiskell

@btindrelunas  @G3K OMG. There's a Corgi Street in car camping at @Coachella. I expect you to make a pilgrimage. http://coachella.com/event/maps

@btindrelunas  Can it just be @Coachella weekend already? I'm not even going to the fest this year & I'm more stoked than ever. #lookingforwardtotheweekend

@btindrelunas  OK, I must confess… the new uniforms are growing on me. #FearTheFork #ASUItsTime

@btindrelunas  RT @FOXSPORTSAZ: Entire ASU new uniform / logo webcast is now available online. http://bit.ly/dUeYtu #ASUItsTime

@btindrelunas  @G3K Yay! I can't wait to see you and @ClaudiaKoerner! #bossbitchez

@btindrelunas  RT @statepress: Check out today's rodent-y front page in honor of the critter who took out power on the #Tempe campus Mon: http://goo.gl ...

@btindrelunas  RT @Dan_Rubenstein: Things just got a whole lot more serif-y at ASU.

@btindrelunas  Nice! @ASU is trending in LA right now: http://flic.kr/p/9ybsxq #FearTheFork #ASUItsTime

@btindrelunas  RT @SparkyArizonaSt: @paulcherrington We mostly have night games so I expect the black will be worn at night. We have four pants (b… (co ...

@btindrelunas  RT @BLAIR_BUNTING: Since I can now share that I shot the new ASU uniforms, here's a pic of yours truly @SparkyArizonaSt http://yfrog.com ...

@btindrelunas  @Jdrews28 Sparky got moved to the back of the helmet with the #ASUitstime rebranding: http://yfrog.com/hscxcmij

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: R.I.P. Sparky

@btindrelunas  RT @RobbieSherwood: New all-black ASU gear, just in time for summer!

@btindrelunas  RT @GODEVLS: Great day for #ASU regardless how much ppl like the new uni's, the buzz and positive publicity are a great thing for the sc ...

@btindrelunas  And these two things should go without saying: A consistent graphic identity is a good idea. Black uniforms in Arizona are not. #asuitstime

@btindrelunas  Just checked out @ASU's new look. New font's nice, but I feel like the new pitchfork is too overdone/ornamental to be badass. #asuitstime

@showertime  This shower goes out to the minivan driver who waved me through a left turn out of Ralphs yesterday.

@btindrelunas  RT @jnmiskell: Best part? "Toast in the Door Productions" @btindrelunas @shad_powers @Xochitl_Pena @ColinAtagi http://on.fb.me/fGFeFp

@btindrelunas  RT @unchella: Get your angry poems ready! Open mic night. Friday. No cover if you know #thedearthcode. http://bit.ly/unchella11 #unchella

@iMissTempe  No. 128: HONORS-L

@btindrelunas  Inertia sucks.

@btindrelunas  This is also how I do #WhiteParty. #psiloveyou (@ Hunter's Palm Springs w/ @jnmiskell) http://4sq.com/ggJswR

@btindrelunas  RT @shad_powers: @btindrelunas 960 drinks?!? That's enough to make someone toast up a hotel doorknob. #wtfriviera

@btindrelunas  #bullshitupanddowntheriverpocalypsewiththedearthcodeasa10multiplierwhiledrinkingfourloko = 240 actual drinks = the effect of 960 DRINKS!

@btindrelunas  Hangin' out with my straight #bitchezzz at a gay bar. That's how I do #WhiteParty. (@ Azul (Georgie's Alibi)) http://4sq.com/fd3YM1

@showertime  This shower goes out to @dearthvader for giving us #5678leftrightkay, aka #thedearthcode. #240DRINKS

@btindrelunas  #TOASTINTHEDOOR?!

@btindrelunas  That was an official "Hold my beer and watch this!" moment. #5678leftrightkay

@btindrelunas  #bullshitupanddowntheriverpocalypse

@btindrelunas  Late-night shenanigans #FTW. (@ Riviera Palm Springs w/ @jnmiskell) http://4sq.com/gkZRPP

@btindrelunas  WORK COMPUTER, WHY MUST YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN I'M SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE PAPER?

@btindrelunas  @wolfe But more importantly, when are some Under Underground Records artists gonna get on Austin City Limits? #loosehawksalloverthisbitch

@btindrelunas  @wolfe Ooh. I hope that episode comes on @KVCR next week so I can tape it too.

@btindrelunas  @atsneed A @statepress band? I wish we'd thought of that back in my day… We did do some mean karaoke, though: http://flic.kr/s/aHsiRZjAFU

@btindrelunas  @atsneed Is that a band or a way of life?

@btindrelunas  RT @CactusSportsASU: This is gettin it done. #ItsTime http://t.co/BWGNRIr

@btindrelunas  RT @dj_luthergates: Just got to the Hue. Nice so far. Roll thru

@btindrelunas  RT @hello_photo: Before the storm rolled in, we saw a legitimate double rainbow all the way across the sky!

@btindrelunas  @ginamizell @ASUDevilscom Srsly!

@btindrelunas  @whatbenwatches How does one get into such a pretzel-eating situation? I ate a ton of pretzels last night — but from a bag #notasbossbitchez

@btindrelunas  O hai, Soul Opus! #longtimenosee #TheHue #freechella

@btindrelunas  RT @ProvokedMusic: I'm about to perform at The Hue Festival in a little bit

@btindrelunas  The Hue = #freechella Part I: http://bit.ly/freechella11 (@ Dateland Park) http://4sq.com/fCQWYd

#freechella 2011

It's not that I don't have the disposable income needed to snag a ticket to (real) Coachella; it's just that I'm going to be busy earning said income during two-thirds of the we-don't-do-one-day-passes-anymore fest in Indio.

So instead, I've had my eyes peeled for cheap, nonmilitarized alternative entertainment options.

Turns out, there's a bunch of free fun to be had on and even before Coachella weekend.

Below is my current #freechella lineup:

Last updated: 4/11/2011 23:01

@showertime  This shower goes out to Stacy.

@btindrelunas  I expected this type of shutdown coverage from East Coast papers: http://bit.ly/fnFFMh Not from the @LATimes out West: http://bit.ly/2dSPC

@btindrelunas  RT @T_Rock08: ASU's new away football uniform? #asuitstime http://twitpic.com/4ifxib

@btindrelunas  RT @T_Rock08: ASU's new home football uniform? #asuitstime http://twitpic.com/4ifx1w

@btindrelunas  RT @asunews: It's time... To celebrate. Are you ready? http://bit.ly/eY7AdE #asuitstime

@btindrelunas  RT @KyleBurbank: I often check out peoples Tumblrs and wonder what the hell I'm looking at #oldmanBurbank

@btindrelunas  @kjmcginty I wonder because I suspect that many papers will be out of date before delivery, reminding everyone that this is the #21stcentury

@btindrelunas  "Mmm. Chief, this is my milkshake time." "Milkshake time is not a thing!" #catchingup #Greys

@btindrelunas  With an eleventh-hour deal (literally) I wonder what tomorrow's front pages will look like on the east coast.

@btindrelunas  But I doubt @KESQ will get in trouble since a court has frowned upon the @FCC fining folks for fleeting expletives: http://bit.ly/fVgsUR

@btindrelunas  I'm reminded of this booth banter from The Ladies Man: "You never know. Some nights the FCC doesn't even listen." "Really?" "No!"

@btindrelunas  Interviewee says "shit" live on @KESQ: http://bit.ly/hBGDVx (Fast-forward to 1:25.)

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell Yeah, I think I saw your casino check-in one of the times I checked the time overnight because I dreamed about @SpaResortCasino.

@showertime  This one goes out to Jennifer for apparently gettin' some parking-pilfering bitches towed. #typesofbitches

@btindrelunas  Today was FUNFUNFUNFUN, and it's not even Friday yet! http://t.co/d4D9zgC

The key to happiness is waking up at 2:15 a.m.

Or so you'd think after the day I had.

Last night, I lay down on the couch about 6:30 p.m. for a seemingly innocuous, still-light-outside nap. Well, it turned out to be an all-night #meganap, but when I checked the time about 2:15 a.m., it occurred to me that I was relatively awake, pretty hungry and had gotten almost a full night's sleep.

So for the next twoish glorious hours, I watched TV, ate waffles, ironed clothes, did other quehaceres and got into bed about 4 a.m. for another hour of shuteye.

With all my ducks in a row and thanks in part to the fact that I barely fell asleep the second time around, I woke up all perky and was in a really great mood all morning since I had such a head start on the day, both personally and professionally.

The workday didn't go quite as expected, but such is the life of a breaking news reporter.

And this evening, I got to accompany my friend, nighttime counterpart and fellow baked good Kate — who I had just seen and been able to chat with while waiting for a news conference at that shooting scene — to the graduation / dinner for the citizen's police academy she's been attending.

Obviously, I won't be able to get as much of a head start on Friday since I'm already within striking distance of my official bedtime, but I may have to try this sleeping in the evening and waking up early² tactic again sometime.

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: EVERYBODY! http://twitpic.com/4i39g3

@btindrelunas  RT @tcani: Just learned Wiffleball will not happen during a shutdown since we play at a park run by fed gov. NOW I F-ING CARE! http://b ...

@btindrelunas  At least two stations mentioned how long it took the sheriff's PIO to talk to us. It's the little things that please/bother us reporters…

@btindrelunas  I feel so much less grumpy than normal today. Clearly, this means I should wake up at 2:15 every day.

@btindrelunas  Wake up in the morning feelin like #PSPDiddy... (@ The Desert Sun) http://4sq.com/hBwhWp

@showertime  This one's for Cole, who gave us the word hungrable: "able to be hungry for social purposes, but not hungry for the sake of sustenance."

@btindrelunas  OK, now back to sleep for an hour -- in my bed this time around. What could possibly go wrong? Also, does this qualify as a #nightnap?

@btindrelunas  I guess @TiVo does this all the time: http://bit.ly/fUID9h With my weird weekend sked, I'm surprised I haven't seen this before.

@btindrelunas  Apparently my @TiVo is having a weird morning too. It's recording "The Allure of Love: A Short Film by Jenny McCarthy" on @Discovery.

@btindrelunas  "As we say in the business, no B-roll -- only G-roll." (@TheDailyShow)

@btindrelunas  New record? That #meganap started about 6:30.

@btindrelunas  RT @jnmiskell: @btindrelunas Just a reminder: Your mom=awesome.

@btindrelunas  Waking up was a bad choice. #wrongsideofthebed

@btindrelunas  Waking up was a bad choice. #wrongsideofthebed

@showertime  Since our grown-up meeting was a mature success, I feel like the only responsible-adult thing to do is to dedicate this shower to @kjmcginty

@btindrelunas  I really need to stop thinking about exciting things (like @G3K and @ClaudiaKoerner visiting for @Coachella) so close to bedtime. #cantsleep

@btindrelunas  @wolfemanmatt Two words: DJ Fridays. #stillneedstohappen (unless Rebecca Black counts, in which case we've been doing DJ Fridays for weeks.)

@btindrelunas  @wolfe Yes! Marilyn's been shooting stuff in 16:9 on the big-kid cameras, so that would be awesome if you haven't trashed it yet.

@btindrelunas  RT @G3K: If anyone wants my official @G3K @coachella schedule Excel spreadsheet I'll be handing out printouts near the horse stables. Ug ...

@btindrelunas  RT @SparkyArizonaSt: A little #SunDevil Spring Football... http://plixi.com/p/89850754 #GoDevils

@btindrelunas  How do I know I'm out of the Arizona loop? Only today did I learn that the Dodge Theater got a new name last year: http://bit.ly/9zyPGv

@btindrelunas  This #lunchbreakdancebreak is brought to you by @KyleBurbank.

@showertime  This one goes out to Stacy for finding and sharing one of the best voicemails of all time.

@btindrelunas  @CapeTimesSA Yes! Is the section still called Techno Times? I had a few stories run on those pages back in the day...

@btindrelunas  @MAR_In_hEr_CAR She's not the only one saying it: http://1.usa.gov/exXSPF

@btindrelunas  Stopping by @KCODradio. (@ College of the Desert w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/hoAHLj

@showertime  This one's for two fellow @statepress alums: Morgan (aka @movephotography) for being my hero and Emilia (aka baby daddy) for making me smile

@btindrelunas  I like how my phone is starting to blow up with "Obama launches re-election campaign" alerts. News? Sure. Breaking? No. #notbreaking

@btindrelunas  @atsneed omg. @VH1 says House of Pain reunited and is working on a new album!

@btindrelunas  Um, @VH1, Imani Coppola is at least a two-hit wonder in my world. "I'm a Tree," anyone?

@btindrelunas  Oh no... I just stumbled upon VH1's 40 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the '90s. So much for going to bed.

@btindrelunas  RT @phxjack: Will Ferrell is in a movie that takes place in Phoenix? http://bit.ly/dDYfMK

@btindrelunas  RT @Chris_Biele: I'll b applying for Katie Couric's soon-to-be old job at the CBS Evening News. Who will head the grassroots campaign? # ...

@btindrelunas  RT @AP: AP source: Katie Couric, first woman to be sole evening news anchor, leaving 'CBS Evening News.' http://apne.ws/dT7iOb - VW

@btindrelunas  @KyleBurbank Don't stop. Make it pop.

@btindrelunas  Whoa. Hibernation really is the right word to describe what I did today. I've yet to leave the cave, and I did way too much sleepin'.

@btindrelunas  RT @wolfemanmatt: New Lonely Island video -'We're Back': http://youtu.be/N24fVEJyQKM #gangsta #lamborghini #thuggin

@btindrelunas  RT @ginamizell: And this one: Chills. So proud to be a Sun Devil. Cannot wait to see the new unis unveiled! http://bit.ly/dZUIiJ

So long, Sparky?

Love this ASU video! But if it foreshadows ditching Sparky in favor of a damn pitchfork, I will throw a hissy fit. http://bit.ly/dZUIiJless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

OMG! It looks like I will be throwing a hissy fit (perhaps with @BigBaldMark). Good to have people on the inside ...less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

ASU putting out some hype videos in advance of its preview of its new "look" which will debut to boosters April 9, media April 12less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

@btindrelunas  RT @pollygreen: why is Pushing Daisies trending?!?!?! BE STILL MY HEART!

@btindrelunas  RT @videogum: Will Forte made a surprise appearance on last night's SNL & the audience didn't sneeze. Show some respect you goons! Will ...

@btindrelunas  RT @ScribeDevil: Love this ASU video! But if it foreshadows ditching Sparky in favor of a damn pitchfork, I will throw a hissy fit. http ...

@btindrelunas  @makeitmio OK, the "That's the Way (I Like It)" cover from your commercials is way too catchy. Who performs it? Can I download it somewhere?

@btindrelunas  RT @mrconnect: Congrats to Andrew Pentis ('10) who will work as an editorial producer for MiLB.com (minor league baseball). Andrew will ...

@btindrelunas  Ooh-wee. Indy is a little bit sore today, thanks to some Saturday morning football, an eventful day and a late night.

@btindrelunas  One of my favorite @notbooks, Jake Gyllenhaal, has been on almost every show I watch this week. Can he have a movie come out every weekend?

@btindrelunas  @atsneed If we didn't have breaking news going on (http://bit.ly/hE96SU) I would be all about promoting Spice World right now.

@btindrelunas  RT @Cronkite_ASU: Talented Cronkite School students are even good athletes - crush faculty/staff in annual softball game today. Ouch!

@btindrelunas  @kjmcginty SO JEALOUS. Drink one for me. No wait. Drink, like, five for me!

@btindrelunas  I bet the golfers at O'Donnell love having a Dinah party across the street at the Hyatt this year. #psiloveyou

@showertime  Oh, Coachella Valley This Week, you always brighten my Saturdays, so this shower's for you — all the cast and crew.

@btindrelunas  @jnmiskell OMGGG! MIKA YOUNG hosts an OPEN MIC NIGHT on first Sundays — I.E., TOMORROWWW?!?!?! #reachingout #dinnerbreakpoetrybreak?

@btindrelunas  How crazy would that be to see the plane's roof open up while you're flying? http://t.co/9Xv5n1R via @azcentral

@btindrelunas  So stoked that the eds left the tweet in my story because that's what alerted me to the story in the first place: http://bit.ly/h6TpRY

@showertime  This one goes out to @anytwocards for getting the band back together. #football #missionfromGod

@showertime  Friday morning's shower went out to Colin: Answer Man by day, Dancer Man by night.

@btindrelunas  I feel like I'm eating 45,000 Mini Sirloin Burgers (http://t.co/5cRkA4W) except they're from @WhiteCastle. #evenbetter

@btindrelunas  RT @BriNews: Welcome to... ALM PRINGS? RT @MyDesert: P, S missing from Palm Springs welcome sign: http://bit.ly/dZqtyW

@btindrelunas  I just ousted Robb T. as the mayor of Ralph's on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/bwI9sO

@btindrelunas  RT @StellaInger: We played in during our cut-in. :) RT @btindrelunas: @StellaInger Try this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

@btindrelunas  @timheidecker That sure seems like one expensive #aprilfools joke. How'd you get such a big cast and crew to play along? #billiondollarmovie

@btindrelunas  RT @timheidecker: guess what friends: B$M is/was just an April FOOL'S JOKE!!!!

@BriNews  Welcome to... ALM PRINGS? RT @MyDesert: P, S missing from Palm Springs welcome sign: http://bit.ly/dZqtyW

@BriNews  @KESQ Really? Police told me they hadn't yet received any reports of vandalism there. Hard to investigate something you don't know about.

@btindrelunas  @StellaInger Try this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

@btindrelunas  @StellaInger I heard you need a Friday theme song. Well, look no further: http://youtu.be/CD2LRROpph0

@btindrelunas  RT @StellaInger: April Fools @kchaviswx http://plixi.com/p/88590020