<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012</id><updated>2008-11-14T14:06:08.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Inside Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'>If you don't understand them, don't ask!</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/jokes/rss.xml'/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1876</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5711981209215735636</id><published>2008-11-14T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T14:06:08.320-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5086876/george-w-bush-fan-of-the-sun-devils--or-the-shocker#c8915224"&gt;"Two in the drink, one in the stink."&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5711981209215735636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5711981209215735636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#5711981209215735636' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-989153759941249907</id><published>2008-11-11T00:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T00:24:17.142-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="250" height="202"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPzNl6NKAG0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPzNl6NKAG0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="250" height="202"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/989153759941249907'/><link rel='self' 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href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#5046540591252084896' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-2402595915678411683</id><published>2008-11-02T14:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-02T14:02:36.954-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://prop102.com/"&gt;Prop102.com&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2402595915678411683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2402595915678411683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_11_01_archive.html#2402595915678411683' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-2828079835627443912</id><published>2008-10-30T02:57:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T02:57:43.149-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>The State Press HD</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2828079835627443912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2828079835627443912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#2828079835627443912' title=''/><author><name>Brian 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Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-796231034489641621</id><published>2008-10-09T18:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T18:15:43.628-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;I like your blog, but I like you in person best. Plus, in person sometimes you buy me things.&amp;quot; -Juno, aka girl on cell</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/796231034489641621'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/796231034489641621'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#796231034489641621' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5264498412637274857</id><published>2008-10-09T12:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T12:16:07.344-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"They're everywhere..." —the horror lede</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5264498412637274857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5264498412637274857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_10_01_archive.html#5264498412637274857' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5325958426423048929</id><published>2008-09-30T11:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T11:55:10.904-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"I hate donuts, but I fucking love alliteration." –Jimbo</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5325958426423048929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5325958426423048929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#5325958426423048929' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-6069275375722964124</id><published>2008-09-30T11:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-30T11:53:35.531-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;i&gt;After football on Saturday:&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Will:&lt;/b&gt; I just have really stretchy pants.
&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kyle:&lt;/b&gt; Well, I have really stretchy &lt;i&gt;balls&lt;/i&gt;!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/6069275375722964124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/6069275375722964124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#6069275375722964124' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5744598247573053032</id><published>2008-09-22T22:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-22T22:51:46.069-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"Hey sweet thang, did you know I have a thing for office machines?" -me</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5744598247573053032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5744598247573053032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#5744598247573053032' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5038233982762459961</id><published>2008-09-20T16:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-20T16:22:06.670-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Whoa man! Party foul!&amp;quot; -guy in line after getting his beer grabbed by a Pro-Em security dude</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5038233982762459961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5038233982762459961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#5038233982762459961' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-5899829436565760739</id><published>2008-09-16T15:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-16T15:59:01.933-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Girl 1: I&amp;#39;m not gonna be nice to him.&lt;br&gt;Girl 2: I&amp;#39;m not saying be nice. I&amp;#39;m saying don&amp;#39;t be a bitch.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5899829436565760739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/5899829436565760739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#5899829436565760739' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-2492199652604990813</id><published>2008-09-14T00:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-14T00:19:11.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Six hands or six inches!&amp;quot; -Jenn</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2492199652604990813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2492199652604990813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#2492199652604990813' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-2003042661656047163</id><published>2008-09-13T23:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T23:23:27.292-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;Justine! I need to go... pray or something.&amp;quot; -Jenn</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2003042661656047163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2003042661656047163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#2003042661656047163' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-6341700751986202582</id><published>2008-09-12T14:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-12T14:12:11.682-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"I care, but not as much as people think I do." –me</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/6341700751986202582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/6341700751986202582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#6341700751986202582' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-1935405746512460719</id><published>2008-09-09T18:04:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-09T18:06:28.068-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;font face="Fajita"&gt;Fajita&lt;/font&gt;, the official font of Mexican restaurants</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/1935405746512460719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/1935405746512460719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#1935405746512460719' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-7327287571472637468</id><published>2008-09-09T18:02:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-09T18:03:55.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"No, you wouldn't send it out on a press release, but it's a fun font for AIM!" –Guy in my graphic-design class talking about Comic Sans</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7327287571472637468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7327287571472637468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#7327287571472637468' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-8073939153567333891</id><published>2008-09-07T00:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-07T00:30:26.787-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Super Bowl sex</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/8073939153567333891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/8073939153567333891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#8073939153567333891' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-3451211087606158255</id><published>2008-09-05T22:21:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-05T22:21:25.316-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s A-MAN-da!&amp;quot; -Jenn</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/3451211087606158255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/3451211087606158255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#3451211087606158255' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-7092998804329672967</id><published>2008-09-01T11:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T11:39:43.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Captain Goldenrod</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7092998804329672967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7092998804329672967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#7092998804329672967' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-2067761366712343262</id><published>2008-09-01T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T11:39:07.306-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Katy Perry points</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2067761366712343262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/2067761366712343262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#2067761366712343262' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-7702123522746859941</id><published>2008-09-01T11:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T11:40:07.689-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Shakira Shakira!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7702123522746859941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/7702123522746859941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#7702123522746859941' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-276652413563214266</id><published>2008-09-01T11:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T11:38:51.642-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"Justine, can I touch your chest?" -Dee Dee</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/276652413563214266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/276652413563214266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_09_01_archive.html#276652413563214266' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3027012.post-8466453361093141204</id><published>2008-08-28T00:15:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-28T00:15:56.096-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>"I was gonna put this on the refrigerator, but I thought, 'Shit, I gotta blog.'" -Scott</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/8466453361093141204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3027012/posts/default/8466453361093141204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brian.indrelunas.com/2008_08_01_archive.html#8466453361093141204' title=''/><author><name>Brian Indrelunas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00729186589412940513</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry></feed>